-I’m Brittany. 21. San Diego. “How demanding our world has become. How relentlessly impatient we are”Tumblr (3.0; @ittybritty)http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychoticpingouins.tumblr.com/post/50259607477/48-years-ago-a-girl-said-oh-fuck-me-to-her-best">psychoticpingouins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.</p> </blockquote>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50733159635http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50733159635Sat, 18 May 2013 11:23:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://veryghostlythoughts.tumblr.com/post/47948290206/today-while-at-work-a-guy-came-in-and-brought-10">veryghostlythoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today while at work a guy came in and brought 10 dozen eggs. After I gave him his change and the last bag of eggs he looked at me with the most serious expression ever and said “eggcellent” before walking away and I swear in that moment I had never been happier to sell a man eggs</p> </blockquote>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50732904939http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50732904939Sat, 18 May 2013 11:19:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dkhxLUdv1qjfrswo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50703851919http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50703851919Fri, 17 May 2013 23:59:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b194ef3affaa9d9e47750d1df8d21399/tumblr_mm8pehRDrC1qanrzgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50703744284http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50703744284Fri, 17 May 2013 23:57:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8ed8b6c5cc299f3c49538737289fca3/tumblr_mmx3v1ewFd1qjyz3mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50703694170http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50703694170Fri, 17 May 2013 23:57:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07af7f4c0e633b0e8d8f2ed0807ba9f0/tumblr_mmpyniSlFK1qzt48xo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d62849e7e06d7baea566cbcb0e1558c/tumblr_mmpyniSlFK1qzt48xo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50650372283/shmegeh-i-found-this-card-at-the-pharmacy-today"> </a></p>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50650806510http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50650806510Fri, 17 May 2013 09:36:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemiz7zWaO1qfrrv2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50650751597http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50650751597Fri, 17 May 2013 09:35:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c0a5764ab79752098e8a837973530cf/tumblr_mls5324jjo1sp81hbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649298777http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649298777Fri, 17 May 2013 08:59:42 -04001/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.<br /> 1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything. <br /> 1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead. <br /> http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649294706http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649294706Fri, 17 May 2013 08:59:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/073d8211802bb8b4a8ebaa6e96b01336/tumblr_mmwtnsyTCE1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649292559http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649292559Fri, 17 May 2013 08:59:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzv9s9PZSm1qc2jhfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649288823http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649288823Fri, 17 May 2013 08:59:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57c7eedea4b7f532ec998805e07167ce/tumblr_mmxdjoGpEX1qmromro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649286481http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649286481Fri, 17 May 2013 08:59:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e28efb59c59975186fcaefb3d4ff2af/tumblr_mmrui09Lqf1qdvu1zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649284348http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649284348Fri, 17 May 2013 08:59:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzhjacvEUN1r5frxco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649282035http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649282035Fri, 17 May 2013 08:59:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6fdoqgV4Z1r9bddvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649280058http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649280058Fri, 17 May 2013 08:59:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e328516ebd716d93ef969922a5fc78b0/tumblr_mlrijpKfxA1s0m550o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649278008http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50649278008Fri, 17 May 2013 08:59:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4620cbdb1b73e6f94772066dd5a057da/tumblr_mmweeh3V5S1rzl5ppo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18c68181b55241c238154d725939dc0b/tumblr_mmweeh3V5S1rzl5ppo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8716a31c46db1cf6f85798d71e04c9e8/tumblr_mmweeh3V5S1rzl5ppo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/deaed82c99ec7e96acd8080aaf9ae504/tumblr_mmweeh3V5S1rzl5ppo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f832e69de2169bddb8ab3d9e33e6466/tumblr_mmweeh3V5S1rzl5ppo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e886e4a1379469268a06f9fb105f38a9/tumblr_mmweeh3V5S1rzl5ppo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.</small></p> </blockquote>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50648982536http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50648982536Fri, 17 May 2013 08:51:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3feb941f0365ed99fdbffc4b40505835/tumblr_mmva5g4xxJ1qabo37o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50610542320http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50610542320Thu, 16 May 2013 19:30:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0593c6487f624810f40cb1b54736e84a/tumblr_mmulh1sWGS1rcy99do1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50610377191http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50610377191Thu, 16 May 2013 19:27:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4277091062a4eeab9df14872cc09f390/tumblr_mmwp599hXo1qee6wmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50610291005http://ittybritty.tumblr.com/post/50610291005Thu, 16 May 2013 19:26:46 -0400